Weekend Political Roundup September 2nd

Texas Congressman and 10th tier Presidential Candidate Duncan Hunter won the Texas straw poll today garnering 41% of the vote out of 1300 people. *YAWN*

Senator Mark Warner of Virgina won't seek a sixth term leaving his seat open for a challenge for Democrats. Hillary Clinton called Warner, “friend and colleague” and then asked if he was busy later seeing as though Bill had other plans.

The "snow job" is over, White House Press Secretary and former Fox News anchor Tony Snow is leaving September 14th. Snow's departure along with Snoop Rove and others marks a mass exodus of personal leaving the White House.

Everyone's favorite gay senator is stepping down, Senator Craig of Idaho announced he's resigning effective September 30th. Craig, who was busted for soliciting sex in a bathroom in Minnesota and then plead guilty to a misdemeanor. He has denied being gay. He was later seen at a matinee showing of I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry.

"Stack `em, pack `em, and rack `em." He was the tough Air Traffic Controller supervisor in Die Hard 2 and this September coming to a theater near you...Fred Thompson, presidential candidate. Yes, that Law and Order guy is running for President. Maybe Bruce Willis and Arnold will head his campaign committee. The guy has barely begun his campaign but I'm already getting sick of him. Can someone shut him up? He's giving me a ******* headache.